Wednesday, March 30, 2011

B.F.

A short poem/monologue by myself:

BRAIN FART
Do you ever have those moments when you're in the middle of a conversation, but you totally forget what you're saying?
Yeah I get those all the time.
Yeah, those suck. But what I wanna talk about is that... um-uh....but-uh...(sigh)...shit
Aw crap! I was about to say something really important
-NO! stop talking!
 I'm trying to remember what I said...
...wait I think uh... 
-SHHH... Shit. I lost it again.
Oh my god! this is soooo annoying!.... I swear I had it
Ugh! why did you have to talk !? I almost had it back
-WAIT!..eh-eh... Fuck...
I lost it AGAIN.
I swear its really important.
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I think I'm gonna cry.
WAIITT! wait! I actually got it!
... Piano Man by Billy Joel is a pretty good song.... just wanted to say that

Yep... there is my monologue

Your's truly
      Mr. Pasta





Thursday, March 17, 2011

I wonder if my grandma will read this....

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IT"S NOTHING!!!!
hehe grandma
you wasted time and all you got was this and bad punctuation


:) Love you



Also for everyone else. Why you bein' so nosey?


Gonna have some corned beef later... pretty excited for that.


-The Sause

Monday, March 14, 2011

Yesss ! I remembered my password, and got a ticket, and got into another college :)

grocery list of today...

-I got a ticket for runing a stop sign two house from my house.... pooop! 85 frickin bucks!?!?
-I was already at my house parked and headed inside when she pulled me over
-why would the cop do that?
- well its ok at least I''m not as cop-like and portly as she was

-I like being in a band
-practice is fun
-also building sound proofing partitioning out up old carpet and the Les Mis set was fun ;)

- now I am with D man my girlfriend she is soooo pretty :)
-I am actually studying for physics and she is writing an essay or something
-here is proof of my studing
--V is constant in parallel
--I is constant in series
--The greater Resistance in a circuit the more the Wattage decreases
-- Heat increases resistance
---- this is the biggest problem with Direct Current power supply DC
-----AC is used in power lines Alternating Current
--------but we use DC in stuff still like phone chargers

OH also I got In LMU School Of Flim and TV for Screen writting... :) So I guess Tap Dat was pretty good


now I must study more
Signed
-Mr. Pasta